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Posted: 1 year ago
Posted: 1 year ago
s-napdragons:

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apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via tristanhenriquez)

Posted: 1 year ago

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

(via distinctmemory)

harryflowercrown:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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(Source: strongestmeme, via choosingfire-deactivated2013061)

Posted: 1 year ago
blackstarvevo:

dirkerdoodles:

shoopei:

look at the kittens

these are turtles

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

(via adamonroe)

Posted: 1 year ago

lionheart:

“WOAH, WHO’S THAT COOL GUY??”

im laughing hysterically and i dont even really know why

ohmyntfJNFIFD

(Source: nicklugo)

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